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By Rachel Johnson

ISBN-10: 1416532072

ISBN-13: 9781416532071

Each urban HAS A NOTTING HELL . . ."A spot of extramarital nookie with an in depth neighbor is something. we are all grown-ups right here. yet promoting a rare-to-the-market mid-Victorian condominium -- now not purely a home yet our kid's ancestral kinfolk domestic -- on a communal backyard, this kind of condominium banker may trample over his personal grandmother to spend his bonus on -- is one other factor solely. it truly is wrong."Meet Mimi. Mimi may perhaps "have all of it" -- the home, the kids, the part-time vainness activity, the thin denims, the feng shui guru -- yet existence chez Fleming isn't as comfortable as she'd like (husband Ralph prefers the trout circulate to the quick lane). And whilst Mimi meets Si, the hot billionaire at the block, at a sushi social gathering, she quickly faces a decision of maintaining or preserving it real.Then there is her ally Clare, neat-freak backyard fashion designer, deep in biopanic approximately her childlessness with eco-architect husband, Gideon. Clare screens all illicit job within the deepest West London compound, from mild adultery to heavy development, and he or she is staring at Mimi. . . .Notting Hell is a wickedly humorous and oh-so-recognizable comedy of manners, filleting existence on a communal backyard in London. So take your irreplaceable numbered key and input Lonsdale Gardens, the realm of rich one-upmanship, the place the old school legislation of affection nonetheless rule one of the chrome steel kitchen home equipment, cashmere throws, and compassionately produced cups of latte.INCLUDES"Notting Hill for Beginners," a witty advisor to the must-haves and needs to understands of Notting Hill

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Most years, we have at least one banker who believes that coming second is for losers presenting himself at the Minor Injuries Unit of St. Charles' Hospital with ankle or groin injuries, and having gravel picked out of his knees. As the jogging fades away, I clamber out of our huge Savoir bed with its all-white linen and stand in the pounding hot shower with directional body jets for ages. I try to slough off the sleeping pill, and enjoy the feeling of the water drilling into the top of my head and drumming my breasts and stomach before sluicing into the runnels at my feet and draining away into the floor.

He may be chairman but whenever I try to talk to him about plants and his own garden, his eyes very quickly glaze over. So I talk to Marguerite, who is very clear about what she wants. She doesn't want anything rambling and romantic but clean geometric shapes. When Patrick found me clipping the box hedges by their back entrance the other day, he made his usual joke about me trimming my bush. He's made it so often that this time I replied by telling him that he was out of touch and that big bushes were back, I'd read it in Vogue, and he roared with laughter.

Beep beep. A long male arm lifts out of bed and jabs the clock to silence. The clock is on Ralph's side because Ralph is a morning person and usually springs out of bed like a baby lamb leaping over a ha-ha. But not today, it seems. Whereas I am not a morning person (nor an evening person for that matter, as Ralph points out), so I allow myself to drowse while Ralph fiddles away with the remote control to awaken our new digital television, which carries at least a hundred channels and all the BBC radio ones, too, from standby.

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