By John Hartness
E-book One: not easy Day'S Knight.
Children are missing.
The police are stumped.
Halloween is coming, with an historic evil at the horizon.
The vampires are the nice guys.
This isn't really your usual fall weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Vampire inner most detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood were employed to save lots of a consumer from being cursed for all eternity, yet turn out in an even bigger mess than they ever imagined.
Suddenly trapped in the course of a serial kidnapping case, Jimmy and Greg discover a plot to bring about an old evil. quickly, they have enlisted the aid of a police detective, a clergyman, a witch, a fallen angel and a strip membership owner to avoid wasting the realm. This not likely band of heroes battles zombies, witches, neuroses and sunburn whereas cracking jokes and seeking out the best bag of O-negative.
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The woman led the parade, followed by two uniforms. She was a striking woman more than really pretty, a little too sharp in the face for most guys’ comfort. Tall, with ass-kicking boots on, she was almost six feet, her dark brown hair tied into a messy ponytail. She wore a tailored jacket open to show her badge and gun, and a cross around her neck. I notice the little things, like crosses. They get to be important. I counted to a hundred twice and then wheeled my bucket into Tommy’s room. He was fiddling with the bed when I closed the door behind me and moved a chair under the knob.
It goes back to his baby sister, Sarah. That’s a long story, and there’s no happy ending, either. I was in as soon as he said, “witch” just because I’d never met a real one before, and I’m a sucker for cases with things I’ve never seen before. Chapter 4 So the next night we were hanging out on Tommy’s front porch waiting for him to finish dinner and come out and play with the big boys. Or, more to the point, we were sitting on the roof of his porch so as not to scare his parents. I had to be careful to keep my feet from dangling off, and Greg had to be careful not to stray too far from structural support members.
Greg stumbled backwards a step before his vampire abilities outweighed his natural clumsiness and he caught himself. Then he reached out, grabbed the cross from the kid and flung it across the room. The kid just began to look like he knew what kind of trouble he was in when Greg reached out and grabbed him by the throat, lifting him off the ground with one hand. At least, he lifted him a couple of inches, because Greg was way shorter than the kid and just didn’t have the height to properly impress the wannabe vampire.
Hard Day's Knight (Black Knight Chronicles) by John Hartness