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By Saralee Rosenberg

ISBN-10: 0061985228

ISBN-13: 9780061985225

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With the identify Robyn Fortune, will not good fortune be a definite factor? in its place, black clouds love me. All I did used to be appear at a relatives bar mitzvah and cue lightning . . . this massive typhoon blew in.

My mother introduced she used to be leaving my dad and relocating in with me. (Perfect! extra festival on JDate.) i discovered out my boss deliberate to fireside me. (Help sought after: Be the specific make-up artist for a two-faced community information star.) My ex's playing money owed left me close to financial disaster. (Please purchase our marriage ceremony presents on craigslist.) yet, excellent news. i used to be provided cash up to now a guy who had worse success than me. (Dear Visa, i am hoping you have fun with that I stated yes.)

If no longer for my pal Rachel, i'd have chickened out. in its place, I went to his condo, noticed an previous picture, and discovered it was once HIM! The boy i used to be mad for in collage yet by no means received to satisfy. And get this! seems our paths have been crossing on account that delivery.

Coincidence or karma? Our finagling households would not speak . . . until eventually the day future despatched me on a wild experience that turned my lengthy misplaced non secular trip.

Ladies, take my recommendation. while destiny knocks, resolution the rattling door!

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This is a family bar mitzvah. ” She held up a soup spoon to dab on lip gloss. “It is a new one, remember? ” “Fine. ” “It’s not broken, Patti. ” “She’s fifteen. What do you want her to do? ” I found out the other day that my brother and sister-in-law have signs of Holtz Disease. It’s a degenerative disorder in my family in which every conversation ends in an argument. My parents are carriers, so of course the odds were that an offspring would inherit the gene. Fortunately, they just came out with a new pill called Damn-it-all…You take it, and everyone around you goes to hell for eight hours….

You are such a perv! ” “Oh yeah. ” “She’s in hair. Go. I’m not kidding. ” My mother clapped. ” I sighed. “Okay, you know what? ” I grabbed her hand and brought her into Gretchen’s dressing room. I’d find out what Simon wanted, take her back to the greenroom, fetch Gretchen, and, God willing, the two would never meet. ” My mother beamed. “It’s so clean. ” “Didn’t I tell you when it comes to my job I’m very neat? Everything has a place. See all the bins and baskets? ” “Too bad you can’t live like this at home.

For years he drove an old Toyota, rather than fall into line at the Cadillac dealer like the other doctors and dentists he knew. Besides, he knew that anything my mother ever wanted she bought for herself. ” And even when they did argue, we never felt threatened. Somehow they raised two nice kids, paid their taxes, and kept the lawn so perfectly groomed, we could have hosted the running of the Kentucky Derby. And unlike the neighbors who spent the seventies getting high on everything but life, at least my parents weren’t the ones trying to break the marital monotony by exchanging keys, partners, and the names of clinics where one could be discreetly tested for syphilis.

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