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By Helen Kafka, Laura Hellen

ISBN-10: 1895837642

ISBN-13: 9781895837643

A spoof of the famed Oprah-book uncomplicated Abundance and different self-help books concentrating on the modern lady.

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I'm grateful that my metal allergy doesn't include gold or platinum. I'm grateful that, now that my husband's job involves traveling forty-nine weeks a year, our marriage is stronger than ever. I'm grateful that my butcher finally found his severed finger ... in Mrs. Finkei's brisket order. I'm grateful that my gynecologist moved the sock-puppet stirrup covers so the eyes are facing the other way. JANUARY 31st Anaheim, California I'm grateful that Consuela remembered to change the water in the tofu keeper.

I'm grateful that Frederick's carries French maid outfits in "plus" sizes. I'm grateful that a martini glass can double as a denture soak. I'm grateful Cosmo taught me to always be prepared— I'm never without a corkscrew, a string bikini or Feena-Mint. DECEMBER llth Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota I'm grateful that each time I pronounce "Cuomo" correctly, the producers let me drive the live-eye remote. I'm grateful for Sports Guy Steve's hot trifecta tip. I'm grateful that even during the winter months I can maintain my tan with the satellite dish.

I'm grateful that, now that my husband's job involves traveling forty-nine weeks a year, our marriage is stronger than ever. I'm grateful that my butcher finally found his severed finger ... in Mrs. Finkei's brisket order. I'm grateful that my gynecologist moved the sock-puppet stirrup covers so the eyes are facing the other way. JANUARY 31st Anaheim, California I'm grateful that Consuela remembered to change the water in the tofu keeper. I'm grateful to my tarot reader for assuring me that the Hanging Joker is only bad when it's facing east.

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